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The Not-So-Friendly Skies

August 7, 1996 | Issue 30•01

Last month's mysterious crash of TWA Flight 800 near Long Island, which came on the heels of several other major air tragedies, has sparked a national debate about the safety and security of commercial airlines. What do you think?

Wimpy Guy

Nathan Reynolds,
Pilot
"I realize passengers are concerned, but speaking as a pilot, there's no better place to drop acid than 40,000 feet in the air."

Minority Guy

Martin Mattacks,
Ornithologist
"There need to be more exhaustive pre-boarding security anal probes. In fact, forget the plane ride altogether."

Guy With Sunglasses

Erick D'Alessio,
Plumber
"I would like to see more entertaining in-flight movies and fewer mid-air explosive decapitations."

Blonde Girl

Rosalie Thalacker,
Pharmacist
"I hate being aboard a plane during a terrorist hijacking, but when I have to be, I chew delicious Wrigley's Spearmint Gum."

Girl With Glasses

Marianne Sirota,
Lab Technician
"It stinks that all flights are now non-smoking, but I can usually get away with blowing the smoke out the gaping rusted holes in the plane's fuselage."

Other Guy

Steven Lastrom,
Systems Analyst
"Airline safety is all about people."

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