Conservative Teens
Recent surveys show that today's teens are more conservative than the previous generation on issues like abortion and drug use. What do you think?
Audrey Mitchell,
Caterer
"I don't understand my teenage son. He's always locked in the bathroom with that damn Ann Coulter book."
Fannie Whitton,
Tailor
"Who can blame them, what with all the conservative video games they're playing?"
Randy Kimura,
Clerk
"Does this new conservatism preclude them from going wild, either now or at some point in the future?"
Kenneth Mann,
Systems Analyst
"I did find it strange that my daughter's prom song was 'Hail To The Chief.'"
John Zimmerman,
City Planner
"Of course teens are conservative. They're rebelling against the liberal bias that controls the media."
Jimmy McCourt,
Dog Walker
"I don't know who these teens are, but they certainly aren't the ones e-mailing me about their web sites."
