Clinton: Part 2
As America stands on the brink of the second half of the Bill Clinton Era, what are your thoughts?
Ned Branforth,
Accountant
"Now that Clinton has been re-elected, we as a nation will get to find out if Chelsea blossoms into a beautiful piece of ass."
Wally Givens,
Chemical Engineer
"Under Clinton's leadership, I hope to advance to the soft-serve machine."
Alyson Blum,
Oboe Player
"Whatever happens in the next four years, it can't possibly be worse than it was under that clown Clinton."
Eileen Putnam,
Systems Analyst
"Now that Clinton is in the White House, I look forward to four years of health care reform, gays in the military and, at last, renewed racial harmony. Go Clinton!"
Ed Vallely,
Environmentalist
"You never know what tomorrow will bring, so you just have to put on a smile, keep your chin to the wind and hide your heroin in a balloon in your butthole."
Jorge Bellson,
Groundskeeper
"I only hope that Clinton remembers the children."
