The Onion

The Magic Number

October 22, 1996 | Issue 30•11

What is your favorite number?

Girl With Glasses

Trish Rubin,
Choral Director
"You mean, other than eight?"

Wimpy Guy

Gene Pfeiffer,
Systems Analyst
"I have trouble deciding between 12 and 85, so I'll take their average and say 48.5."

Blonde Girl

Liz Schreiber,
Hotel Concierge
"The cosine of 67 degrees, because that's the number I wore when I played football in high school."

Minority Guy

Tanner Bilson,
Waiter
"Sorry, I flunked math. But 'albedo' is my favorite meteorological term."

Other Guy

Art Dawes,
Accordionist
"I know it's trendy, but I'd have to say six."

Guy With Sunglasses

George Reuschelm,
French Teacher
"I don't really have a favorite. Just so long as I'm counting, I'm happy."

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