Gay Marriage
Last week, the Massachusetts high court sanctioned same-sex marriages in that state. What do you think?
Karl Collins,
Mechanical Engineer
"Same-sex unions will only serve to weaken the institution of marriage for the rest of us. My wife and I can barely stand each other as it is."
Joe Perez,
Waiter
"How will they decide who's going to wear the wedding dress?! Whoa! Sorry for being so 'politically incorrect'!"
Frances Evans,
Producer
"What's the big deal? It's legal now. My sister's married to a gay guy and everyone knows it."
Walter Hill,
Systems Analyst
"Great. Just when I finally get my mother to accept that I'm gay, she has a whole new thing to nag me about: getting married."
Jerry Turner,
Musician
"Some fag better not try marrying me. These days, you fuck a guy one time and he pulls out a ring."
Diane Morris,
Counselor
"As an overweight, emotionally needy fag hag, I strongly oppose all gay marriage legislation."
