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Gay Marriage

February 11, 2004 | Issue 40•06

Last week, the Massachusetts high court sanctioned same-sex marriages in that state. What do you think?

Old Man

Karl Collins,
Mechanical Engineer
"Same-sex unions will only serve to weaken the institution of marriage for the rest of us. My wife and I can barely stand each other as it is."

Asian Man

Joe Perez,
Waiter
"How will they decide who's going to wear the wedding dress?! Whoa! Sorry for being so 'politically incorrect'!"

Old Woman

Frances Evans,
Producer
"What's the big deal? It's legal now. My sister's married to a gay guy and everyone knows it."

Black Man

Walter Hill,
Systems Analyst
"Great. Just when I finally get my mother to accept that I'm gay, she has a whole new thing to nag me about: getting married."

Young Man

Jerry Turner,
Musician
"Some fag better not try marrying me. These days, you fuck a guy one time and he pulls out a ring."

Young Woman

Diane Morris,
Counselor
"As an overweight, emotionally needy fag hag, I strongly oppose all gay marriage legislation."

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