Human Cloning
South Korean scientists successfully cloned a human embryo, a procedure some feel is unethical. What do you think?
Fred Watson,
Systems
Analyst
"I applaud this scientific breakthrough, as long as they don't use it to clone more Hitlers. Maybe one Pol Pot, if they absolutely have to, but no Hitlers."
Nicole Henderson,
Registered Nurse
"No thanks. I prefer the kind of stem cells you produce from getting laid."
Billy Cook,
Social Worker
"I just told my 3-year-old that babies come from cabbage patches. How the hell am I going to explain this?"
Justin Barnes,
Bartender
"So a future in which I can clone myself, hunt myself down for sport, and then claim it wasn't murder because it was only me that I killed is just around the corner?"
Harold Price,
Music Director
"Finally, someone invented a way to make more Asians."
Rose Coleman,
Window Trimmer
"This has limitless scientific possibilities, which means one thing: We must keep Christians from finding out about it."
