Should The U.S. Help Haiti?
President Bush has ordered the deployment of 200 marines to Port-au-Prince, Haiti as part of an "interim international force" to restore stability in the region. What do you think?
Daniel Young,
Engineer
"Why should we risk our soldiers' lives when Haiti could simply raise a voodoo army of the dead and protect themselves?"
Kathleen Scott,
Auditing Clerk
"Haiti's really small. Why don't we send that 'Army Of One' I keep hearing about on television?"
Scott Lopez,
Fabricator
"These Haitians should not be asking what America can do for them, but what they can do for America."
Timothy Franks,
Laborer
"I spent a week in Tahiti with this shorty I was banging last year. I know it's a different country, but I wanted people to know I was banging a shorty as recently as a year ago."
Andrew Hill,
Systems Analyst
"Last time I checked, the Haitians were doing a pretty good job of shooting the place up on their own."
Brenda Walker,
Talent Director
"God helps countries that help themselves."
