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The Madrid Train Bombings

March 17, 2004 | Issue 40•11

Madrid is still searching for answers after the worst terrorist attack in Spanish history. What do you think?

Black Man

Albert Douglas,
Systems Analyst
"What kind of Muslims are the Basques? They're not Muslims? Then why would they blow stuff up?"

Young Man

Roger Carter,
Deliveryman
"Man, maybe we should have tried to track down Osama bin Laden after Sept. 11."

Young Woman

Ann Collins,
Chef
"Wow, a real-life Guernica."

Asian Man

Henry Sanchez,
Cleaner
"And now, yet another healing process begins."

Old Woman

Janet Campbell,
Teacher Assistant
"Bush is definitely going to get the Spanish vote in November."

Old Man

Walter Morris,
Author
"The question is, 'Was it al Qaeda or the Basques?' And if it's the latter, the question becomes, 'Now, who are the Basques, again?'"

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