U.S. Kids Sleep-Deprived
The National Sleep Foundation recently announced that American children are not getting enough sleep. What do you think?
Cynthia Lewis,
Tax Preparer
"I wake my son up four times a night for pulled-pork sandwiches and Bible study."
Steve Green,
Fruit Picker
"This doesn't concern me personally, because I ain't got no damn kids by no woman on the other side of town."
Virginia Adams,
Nutritionist
"It's no surprise. The obese often have trouble sleeping."
Frank Gonzalez,
Painter
"Parents, use child psychology to eradicate this problem. Tell your son or daughter, 'If you don't get enough sleep, the monster under your bed will eat you.'"
Gregory King,
Aerospace Engineer
"You know what else they're not getting? My goddamn Brandy Old Fashioned, that's what. You hear me, Tyler?"
Stephen Harrison,
Systems Analyst
"Maybe if they pulled up their damn pants for once, that would, um... Well, it would be a step in the right direction."
