Resistance In Iraq
A sudden surge in anti-occupation violence in Iraq has prompted some Americans to fear the coalition forces' control is slipping. What do you think?
Frank Himmelbaum,
Systems Analyst
"A handful of kidnappings and a few armed insurrections doesn't mean we're losing control. It just means that we never really had control."
Mandy Wright,
Property Inspector
"The insurgents are just jealous that we're part of an awesome coalition and they aren't."
Karl Wright,
Mathematician
"Bush did say we'd be welcomed with an open display of small arms."
Eric Baker,
Lyricist
"They're calling their latest operation 'Resolute Sword?' Shit. We have to change our band's name again."
Scott Waller,
Waiter
"I hope for the sake of Iraq's children this doesn't lead to a civil war. Then those kids would have to watch boring documentaries about it in school for the next 200 years."
Dorothy Nelson,
CPA
"Well, everyone gets antsy around tax time."
