Al-Qaeda Planning Attack
Last week, top U.S. officials warned that al-Qaeda plans to attack our country in the next few months. What do you think?
Janet Barker,
Pedicurist
"Those terrorists don't scare me. At least not without the help of my government."
Jacob Shafer,
Accountant
"Is this question about today's terror announcement, or the three last month, or the one they'll announce tomorrow?"
Marlene Porter,
Real Estate Agent
"Well, Grandpa's been complaining about his shoulder lately, and that can only mean one thing."
Charles Sornsin,
Cook
"Awesome! This will save me the trouble of killing myself!"
Juan Axelson,
Barber
"So we should...?"
Timothy Seymour,
Systems Analyst
"I'm sorry, but if they attack us again, we're going to have to go after them this time."
