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What Do You Think?

Internet Pedophilia Crackdown

June 16, 2004 | Issue 40•24

A multinational police team plans to patrol Internet chatrooms as part of a crackdown on child pornography and pedophilia. What do you think?

Black Man

Thomas Barnes,
Systems
Analyst

"Police will be patrolling the Internet? They'll need to get the nation's top men on it— Readyman, Chillycheez, SatanicMechanic, and maybe even BeeBop77."

Young Woman

Sonya Treat,
Market Researcher
"It's about time. As a market researcher, I'm sick of perverts in chatrooms propositioning me whenever I pretend to be an 11-year-old girl."

Young Man

Douglas Emery,
Laborer
"This is great news. I find child pornography sickening, but I am aroused by images of Belgians being led away in handcuffs."

Old Woman

Daphne Sports,
Sales Representative
"An international anti-child-porn force would dramatically increase the possibilty of authorities rappelling in through skylights, which is good."

Asian Man

Jason Diaz,
Painter
"Shouldn't we be fighting terrorism, and not doing anything about anything else?"

Old Man

Eric Rhodes,
Manager
"That's going to be yet another weird government office to accidently wander into."

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