Chimps In Danger Of Extinction
Researchers recently said that the chimpanzee, hunted for meat and threatened by deforestation, could be extinct in 50 years. What do you think?
David Price,
Civil Engineer
"Oh, boo hoo. They had their chance."
Ravi Klun,
Poacher
"As a poacher, whenever I catch a chimp, I just throw it back. I'm after the tastier marmosets."
Inez Rahman,
Pedicurist
"Well, I say it's one less species who will masturbate in public. Good riddance!"
Wade Caho Jr.,
Artist
"What?! Oh, chimps. I thought you said 'chicks.' Shit. Wow. For a second there... fuck."
Robert Hegeman,
Systems Analyst
"Crap! We'd better remake The Barefoot Executive now, before it's too late."
Dorothee Fochs,
Statistician
"They're being hunted for meat? Are chimp fajitas any good?"
