The 9/11 Panel Report
The 9/11 Commission's final report, released last week, cited many failures on the part of the U.S. government. What do you think?
Laurie Fredette,
Ticket Taker
"I read the whole report cover to cover. Turns out it was terrorists."
Matthew Dort,
Coach
"Osama, Osama, Osama! Can't we have a commission about something nice for a change?"
Ralph Gagliano,
Anesthesiologist
"I'm glad it's over. The way that investigation was dragging on, I was almost beginning to wish that 9/11 had never even happened."
Joseph Jones,
Deliveryman
"I wrote a report about 8/20 that I think you should read. It's called My Birthday And What I Want For It."
Karen Farr,
Secretary
"Great timing! I just finished Bergdorf Blondes, and I've been looking for another good beach read."
Jeffery Koeshal,
Systems Analyst
"Eh, the whole thing is pretty tame. Now, Ken Starr—there was a man who could write a juicy report."
