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The Crisis In Sudan

August 4, 2004 | Issue 40•31

The U.S. has threatened economic action against the Sudanese government if it fails to disarm Arab militias, but some doubt it will curb the violence. What do you think?

Young Woman

Stacy Heckel,
Systems Analyst
"If we help these people now, we'll have to help them every time their women are being raped by the thousands and their children are being slaughtered like cattle."

Asian Man

Daniel Mears,
Radiologic Technician
"Another African genocide? All right, I'll care—but this is absolutely the last time."

Black Man

Jeremy Larson,
Audiologist
"When dealing with genocide, you must ask yourself, "What would Hitler do?" And then, you know, do the opposite."

Old Man

George Wolf,
Chiropractor
"That reminds me. I could use a nice new sedan. Hell, I deserve one."

Young Man

Mark Garrett,
Manager
"Wait. Is this a real genocide or just one of those reality-TV celebrity genocides?"

Old Woman

Gina Grunwald,
Treasurer
"Well, I don't want to sound overly partisan here. But tentatively, yes, I do oppose genocide."

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