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Recreational Viagra Use

August 11, 2004 | Issue 40•32

According to a recent study, recreational use of Viagra is on the rise among younger men who don't suffer from impotence. What do you think?

Asian Man

Rudy Garcia,
Housekeeper
"Is having sex for 48 hours straight some kind of a game to these people?"

Black Man

Douglas Hirtz,
Counselor
"At last, a medical miracle to eliminate the 3 percent of the time 20-year-olds don't have erections."

Old Man

Lawrence Hardin,
Systems Analyst
"The young people should just stick to the marijuana and the goofballs and let their elders have their Viagra."

Young Woman

Rhonda Hansen,
Photographer
"This is what happens when the increasingly conservative young people go emulating Bob Dole."

Young Man

William Knotz,
Rental Clerk
"Wow, there's an illicit market for these pills? And all this time, I've foolishly been using them to try to satisfy my wife."

Old Woman

Jane Setzer,
Set Designer
"If kids today just pop a pill every time they want an erection, how are they going to learn valuable pussy-eating skills?"

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