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Americans Marrying Later

December 8, 2004 | Issue 40•49

Census Bureau figures for 2003 show that Americans are getting married later, with the average age for a first marriage having risen to 26. What do you think?

Black Man

Dale Steele,
Systems Analyst
"Oh, great. First my grandmother starts pestering me about not being married, then my parents, and now the national media."

Young Woman

Lois Halverson,
Real Estate Clerk
"Thank God there's a greater trend I can look to when I ponder my lonely, loveless existence in the midnight hour."

Asian Man

Curtis Fuller,
Salesperson
"I don't have to worry about marriage at this point in my life. Paying child support for three kids is stressful enough as it is."

Old Woman

Ruby Turpin,
Auditor
"It's because of the sluggish economy. It's harder to get a dowry together these days."

Old Man

Marvin Watts,
Robotics Technician
"Christ. Get ready for some of the bitterest-looking bridesmaids in history."

Young Man

Glen Powers,
Home Health Aide
"My folks got married at 17. They were also cousins. Let me know when you have your tape recorder ready."

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