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Jury: Peterson Deserves Death

December 22, 2004 | Issue 40•51

Last week, jurors recommended that Scott Peterson be sentenced to death for murdering his pregnant wife, Laci. What do you think?

Asian Man

Pedro Fernandez,
Baggage Porter
"Let this be a warning to psychopaths with photogenic wives everywhere."

Black Man

Derrick Watts,
Systems Analyst
"What about Laci's fetus' potential children, and those childrens' children? Folks, this was way more than a double-homicide."

Young Woman

Sherry Morrison,
Cashier
"What's going on? I've been busy trying to keep up with the thousands of other murders that took place this year. I'm a bit out of the loop on the Peterson case."

Young Man

Rich Hale,
Bartender
"This story had everything—sex, death, and now death once again. I would've appreciated some more sex, also."

Old Man

Warren Jacobs,
Ship Captain
"What am I supposed to tell my daughter when she asks, 'Why do exhaustively drawn-out things happen to bad people?'"

Old Woman

Florence Norris,
Cardiologist
"Finally, the death of little Connor, the fetus with no personality, will be avenged."

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