Jury: Peterson Deserves Death
Last week, jurors recommended that Scott Peterson be sentenced to death for murdering his pregnant wife, Laci. What do you think?
Pedro Fernandez,
Baggage Porter
"Let this be a warning to psychopaths with photogenic wives everywhere."
Derrick Watts,
Systems Analyst
"What about Laci's fetus' potential children, and those childrens' children? Folks, this was way more than a double-homicide."
Sherry Morrison,
Cashier
"What's going on? I've been busy trying to keep up with the thousands of other murders that took place this year. I'm a bit out of the loop on the Peterson case."
Rich Hale,
Bartender
"This story had everythingsex, death, and now death once again. I would've appreciated some more sex, also."
Warren Jacobs,
Ship Captain
"What am I supposed to tell my daughter when she asks, 'Why do exhaustively drawn-out things happen to bad people?'"
Florence Norris,
Cardiologist
"Finally, the death of little Connor, the fetus with no personality, will be avenged."

