Human Rights And The U.S.
According to Amnesty International, the U.S. is no longer the world's human-rights leader. What do you think?
Chris Winfield,
Plumber
"Doesn't Amnesty International realize we have covert black-op specialists who shoot people for saying that kind of stuff?"
Dan Eichelberger,
Systems Analyst
"I guess our nation's leaders have given up trying to impress sexy, politically active college chicks."
Eileen Tenace,
Buyer
"I'd like to applaud the forward-thinking nations of Angola, Sudan, and Syria for helping vote the U.S. off the U.N. commission. Truly, your countries are examples to us all."
Laurie Almon,
Architect
"I support whatever Amnesty International has to say. I have to: They sent me those free return-address labels."
Paul Bevacqua,
Cab Driver
"Fine, I'll let the guy out of my basement. Will that fix this up?"
Raymond Fingers,
Civil Engineer
"America makes the best movies, the best TV shows, and the best snack foods. We can't do everything."
