The In-Flight Cell-Phone Ban
The FCC is currently reviewing its ban on the use of cell phones during flights, but many passengers say they like the restriction. What do you think?
Carla Sparks,
Chef
"If they lift the ban on cell-phone use, they better lift the ban on passengers beating the shit out of each other, too."
Gordan Rami,
Repairman
"But...but...what about the disastrous effect cell phones could have on aircraft navigational systems?! Nooo!"
Brenda Ellis-Lee,
Salesperson
"I don't know. Last year, the airlines lifted the ban on seat-kicking and look what happened."
Joe Callister,
Cashier
"Awesome! Now I can call my girlfriend and join the Mile High Solo club."
Tyler Wilson,
Systems Analyst
"What an ideal marriage of the Wright Brothers and Alexander Graham Bell. And Kafka. And Pavlov. And Mengele."
Toby Leiffert,
Teacher
"Now the only thing left is to fill the cabin with ankle-deep brackish ice water, and air travel will be about perfect."
