Tougher Bankruptcy Laws
Last week, the Senate made moves toward approving pro-business legislation that will make it harder for individuals to file for bankruptcy. What do you think?
Kim Emerson,
Systems Analyst
"This is a victory for good, hard-working, God-fearing credit-card companies everywhere. Dry your eyes, Citibank, help is on the way!"
Javier Burris,
Cashier
"Well, there goes my foolproof get-bankrupt-quick scheme."
Doug Schaulsberg,
Ranger
"I guess my only hope for ever getting out of debt is declaring myself a business. Hey everyone! Shares in DougCo are trading at an all-time low."
Arnold Kaufman,
Lawyer
"Look! I caught another middle-class guy! Here, hold his arms behind his back while I gut-punch him!"
Christian Irwin,
CEO
"Ever since reading Charles Dickens as a child, I've felt that debtors' prisons had a romantic feel about them. Let's bring those back."
Stacy Goff,
Environmentalist
"If this doesn't teach Americans not to have medical emergencies or get laid off, I don't know what will."
