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The Morning-After Pill

March 30, 2005 | Issue 41•13

The FDA is deciding whether they will allow non-prescription sales of the morning-after pill Plan B. What do you think?

Asian Man

Jared Maldonado,
Telemarketer
"If this pill is sold over the counter, people will start, for the first time ever, having unprotected sex."

Black Man

Adrian Roy,
Systems Analyst
"It says in the Bible that the morning-after pill is wrong. I believe the passage is Pharmaceuticals 3:16."

Young Woman

Dana Conner,
Photographer
"Why not? The tequila responsible for getting me knocked up in the first place is sold over the counter."

Old Woman

Ana Huff,
Musician
"Not for me, thanks. I've had a Dalkon Shield IUD in me for 30 years, and in me it's gonna stay."

Old Man

Claude Adkins,
Author
"Do I think they should sell the morning-after pill over the counter? Hell, I think they should add it to One-A-Day multivitamins."

Young Man

Karl Bass,
Security Guard
"Wait. There's a way to prevent pregnancy?"

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