WTO May Accept Russia
If negotiations go smoothly, Russia may be invited to join the World Trade Organization in 2006. What do you think?
Joy Hess,
Systems Analyst
"It's amazing that, with an economy that large, Russia isn't already in the WTO. Is it because they only import stolen cars and export mail-order brides?"
Clinton Chan,
Clerk
"After all the bullshit they put James Bond through, those Russians have a lot of nerve expecting us to become their trade allies."
Ken Dorsey,
Logger
"Does this mean cheaper vodka? Because, honestly, that's the last thing I need."
Joe Roach,
Editor
"I'm starting my own Joe's Trade Organization, and it would be a real feather in my cap to snag Russia first."
Neil Hood,
Police Chief
"Allowing a country like Russia to join the organization would make a mockery of whatever it is the WTO stands for."
Allison Church,
Midwife
"Why is this an issue? Evil Communist Russians have been a part of the WWE since the '80s."
