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Politics

Congressional Filibusters

May 25, 2005 | Issue 41•21

Some people view the filibuster as a vital democratic tool, but others see it as an unnecessary impediment to legislative progress. What do you think?

Young Woman

Lillie Moon,
Doctor
"Wait—wouldn't the Democrats be able to filibuster the bill to change the filibustering rules?"

Asian Man

Louis Knapp,
Probation Officer
"I think it's time America moved past this 'checks and balances' idea and fully embraced our 'unlimited line of credit' society."

Old Man

Timothy Landry,
Systems Analyst
"The filibuster, eh? That reminds me of the baking-powder biscuits my dear old grandmother used to make. First, she'd take shortening... Now, keep in mind, the more shortening you use, the flakier the biscuits will be. My, all of us kids used to love

Young Man

Gordon Richmond,
Plumber
"I use filibusters in my day-to-day life. They help you get out of all kinds of stuff, like taking out the garbage or having children."

Black Man

Derek Meadows,
Factory Operator
"Do filibusters have anything to do with the word 'quorum'? Because I totally remember that word, too."

Old Woman

Viola Ellison,
Fashion Designer
"I'm not positive where I stand on filibusters, but as a longtime proponent of 'less talk, more rock,' I assume I'm against them."

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