Deep Throat Revealed
Last week, former FBI agent Mark Felt revealed that he was Deep Throat, the anonymous source that helped break the Watergate scandal. What do you think?
Stephen Clowney,
Banker
"From the looks of his photo, Mr. Felt took this secret 99.5 percent of the way to the grave."
Ruby Afram,
Special Ed Teacher
"Although his motives remain unclear, I definitely believe that Mr. Throat ultimately acted in the best interests of his nation."
Carlos Barrezueta,
Musician
"He didn't also kill JFK, did he? I'd like to tie up as many loose ends as possible this week."
Frances Mejor,
Receptionist
"I had my money on former Nixon speechwriter Ben Stein, largely because I am ignorant and he's been on TV."
Tad Heuer,
Systems Analyst
"I'm just glad that longtime suspect Henry Kissinger has finally been vindicated. It's about time his good name was cleared of any lingering charges of right-doing."
Bryan Ketroser,
Cook
"To Leonard Garment, who authored In Search Of Deep Throat and argued that former White House aide John Sears was the mystery informant, I'd like to say one thing: Ha ha ha!"
