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Bolton's UN Nomination

June 29, 2005 | Issue 41•26

The Senate continues to debate John Bolton's nomination for UN ambassador, with Bush threatening to appoint him in spite of their concerns. What do you think?

Old Woman

Mindy Biancardi,
Designer
"Man, if the Democrats are going to block every terrible idea Bush has, nothing's ever going to get done in Washington."

Asian Man

Seth Johnson,
Systems Analyst
"Appointing Bolton to the UN is like appointing a fish to ride a bicycle that he hates and wishes to destroy."

Young Man

David Wilcox,
Desk Clerk
"He may look gruff, but I'm sure he's quite warm and grandfatherly once you get to know him. We're talking about Wilford Brimley, right?"

Black Man

Kevin Mouton,
Sportscaster
"It's amazing! I've been following this story from day one, and I still don't give a shit."

Old Man

Brian Dixon,
Optician
"Some people say I look like John Bolton. You see the resemblance? No? It's the mustache."

Young Woman

Kim Murillo,
Fire-Alarm Installer
"All these problems stem from the Bush Administration's refusal to hand over documents requested from them. Isn't about time we outlaw documents?"

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