The Onion

London Bombings

July 27, 2005 | Issue 41•30

London subways and buses have been targeted in two subway attacks in recent weeks. What do you think?

Black Man

Joshua Banks,
Veterinary Aid
"What? Did these madmen not hear the world denounce these acts just weeks ago?"

Old Man

Derrick Powers,
Roofer
"Well, it certainly led to a lot of poorly Photoshopped crying lions and unicorns in my e-mail."

Old Woman

Dalia Lofton,
Systems Analyst
"The sad thing is, London may now develop anti-Pakistani racism for the first time in its history."

Asian Man

Allen Ward,
Nurse
"Whatever dangers London may face, I am confident that the strong leadership of Her Majesty the Queen can handle any challenge."

Young Woman

Carolyn Allen,
Fire Inspector
"Are the Brits flying into a blind rage and invading an oil-producing country for no reason? Well, why not?"

Young Man

Rodney Price,
Daycare Operator
"As an Irishman, I think whoever's behind this should be found and punished if it isn't us."

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