Dog Cloning
Last week, the South Koreans became the first to clone a dog, reigniting a longstanding ethical debate. What do you think?
Gary Burch,
Purchasing Agent
"This is a crucial breakthrough, as it's nearly impossible to get two dogs to fuck anymore."
Kim Casarez,
Assessor
"I heard that cloned dog is highly unstable. Supposedly, if you pet it, its head'll, like, blow up."
Dede Greenwald,
NA Counselor
"As a Christian fundamentalist with a literal stance toward interpreting Scripture, I can't help but think that this could have saved Noah a lot of deck space."
Joshua Green,
Pile-Driver Operator
"Did they rip the dog in two? Because that's how I cloned my starfish."
Bulah Albers,
Systems Analyst
"The terrifying world of the future turns out to be pretty friggin' cute. Puppy! Puppy!"
Mark Golin,
Watchmaker
"I'm not sure what I think about the Koreans cloning a dog, but I'm pretty sure I know what my hateful loudmouth racist of a neighbor's gonna say."
