Jackson Jurors
Two jurors in the Michael Jackson molestation trial said they regret acquitting Jackson, and both now have pending book deals. What do you think?
Stephen J. Perrault,
Software Engineer
"I, for one, am glad these jurors are finally getting a chance to weigh in on the Jackson trial."
Madeline Novak,
Systems Analyst
"If these jurors make a lot of money, the jury for the next Jackson molestation trial will be filled with opportunists."
Susan L. Brady,
Marketing Clerk
"Oh, this is just like 12 Angry Men, except this time, it ends with them letting a child molester go free."
Frederick C. Mish,
First-Line Supervisor
"Real-life trials have such hackneyed and predictable endings. Where's the creativity?"
Daniel Hopkins,
Stenographer
"Shouldn't they have known that Jackson was guilty before the trial began?"
Meil Serven,
Director Of Defining
"This is what happens when a sleazy loonball is tried by a jury of his peers."
