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| Fox | The Canceledsons | When Women Get Their Dresses Torn Off | Wildest Security-Cam Videos: All Urinating-In-Coffeepots Spectacular | TV's Most Commercials | ||
| NBC | Law & Order: Off-Duty | Law & Order: Quick Break-Room Smoke | Good-Looking People Covered In Weevils | Emmy Awardfisher: Ghetto Physician | ||
| PBS | This Show Came All The Way From Ireland | Ken Burns' Urkel (Part 8) | Our Friends The Oil Conglomerate | Up Wit' Yer Kippers | Yanni Live From The Moon | |
| CABLE | ||||||
| Game Show |
Panelists You Now Realize Are Gay | Excruciating Pantsuit Challenge | Ghoulish Spectres Of Souls Long Dead Guess How Much Turtle Was Costs | Stick-Like Microphones With The Little Foam Ball On Top | ||
| VH1 | The 100 All-Time Greatest List-Driven Clip Shows | David Lee Roth's Silver Jubilee | Rock Naps | The Joan Osbornes | Aw, Christ, Not The Milli Vanilli One Again | |
| TBN | Cedric The Confessor | Bible Bots | Crucifixing Up Your Home | Why The Lord Wants Gays To Die | Bigger Hair Than Thou | God This, Church That |
| Sci-Fi | Star Trek: No, Wait—Babylon 5 | A Bead Of Sweat From Gene Roddenberry's Nutsack | Movie: The Series | |||
| ESPN2 | Truck And Taffy Pull | Excruciating Pantsuit Challenge | Tearing Down A Wall With Your Damn Bare Hands | Drawbridge-Eating From Reykjavik | ||
| Comedy Central |
Steve Martin's Absolute Worst Movie | Women Sure Are Dumb Slut Bitches: Pass The Beer! | Sinbad: For Some Reason | Classic Best-Of Encore Gold SNL (rerun) | ||
| BET | Russell Simmons' I Can Afford That | Flanksteak & Shortribs, Crime-Stoppin' Bruthas | Tide Commercial: African-American Version | To Be Annizounced | Black Weather Report | Ain't Nobody Watchin' On This |