The Onion

Wednesday, August 31, 2005

Pat Robertson's Remarks

Televangelist Pat Robertson recently called for the assassination of Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez. What do you think?

Old Woman

Lisa Willis,
Florist
"This recalls a moral and ethical dilemma theologians have grappled with for millennia, namely: Is it right to murder people?"

Black Man

Earl Keener,
Technical Writer
"Pat Robertson, as a Christian, a politician, or a pundit, is a living argument for the separation of head and body."

Young Man

Stephen LaSalle,
Truck Driver
"Forgive him, Father. He knows not his ass from a fucking hole in the ground."

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