The Onion

Monday, September 5, 2005

Chinese Auto Industry

Chinese carmakers are beginning to increase production volume, raise quality-control standards, and export cars to Europe, with the hope of becoming a major player in the auto industry in the coming years. What do you think?

Young Man

Kevin Bellisle,
Police Officer
"Hmm, a U.S. Navy fighter jet crashes in China and five years later they know how to make cars. Coincidence?"

Old Woman

Geraldine Watts,
Administrative Assistant
"They want to make China the new Detroit, which is fine with me since I never saw much good in the Detroit we have now."

Old Man

Karl Nevers,
Accountant
"Man, I knew the Asians could do cool stuff with folded paper, but that's just nuts."

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