The Onion

Tuesday, September 6, 2005

Death Of The Chief Justice

William Rehnquist, the chief justice of the U.S. Supreme Court, died Saturday at age 80. What do you think?

Old Man

Richard Spears,
Respiratory Therapist
My heart would go out to his family and friends if it weren't already out to 100,000 Southerners.

Young Woman

Karen Walker,
Laser Engineer
His memory will live on forever, just like James Moore Wayne and Abe Fortas.

Asian Man

Steven Kleindeller,
Adjustment Clerk
Rehnquist and I would probably agree on this for different reasons, but I think he chose the worst possible time to die.

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