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American Voices

Thursday, September 8, 2005

Chimp Genome Mapped

Scientists have mapped the complete chimp genome and are comparing it to the human genome to see what sets the two species apart. What do you think?

Old Man

Hans Krauth,
Accountant
"Finally, we might begin to get some answers to... to... you know, all our most pressing chimp questions."

Old Woman

Patricia Holbrook,
Waitress
"Can I use this information to make my arms longer but not hairier?"

Asian Man

Sebastian Soriano,
Aircraft Mechanic
"This is secular humanism at its worst. What about mapping Christ's genome?"

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