The Onion

Wednesday, September 14, 2005

New Orleans Pets

According to reports, many people in New Orleans are reluctant to evacuate because they don't want to leave their pets. What do you think?

Old Woman

Rebecca Basset,
Systems Analyst
"As the owner of a Chihuahua, I've been looking for an excuse to ditch that damn thing for years."

Asian Man

Marcus Brauer,
Custodian
"I don’t blame them. With the situation down there the way it is, those pets are a valuable food source."

Old Man

Walt Kirsch,
Tax Preparer
"Kitties and doggies in trouble? Finally, something to put a human face on this tragedy."

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