Friday, September 16, 2005
iPod Nano
Apple recently introduced yet another new iPod, a wafer-thin, flash-based unit that marks the fifth product generation for the popular player. What do you think?
Gerald Fictner,
Systems Analyst
"At last, after years of false hope and empty promises, I can finally shove 1,000 songs up my ass."
Rhonda Harkness,
Textile Designer
"As a maker of custom iPod cases, sleeves, and belt clips, I'd just like to say: Goddammit! Slow the fuck down!"
Kalmon Hubbard,
Currently Unemployed
"Excuse me? The first two floors of my house are still underwater? Hello? Has anyone seen my wife?"
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