Jackie Harvey
Jackie Harvey graduated from Viterbo University with a degree in English literature in 1990. After honing his writing and copy-editing skills at The Sunshine Shopper, he became The Onion's entertainment columnist in 1994, replacing the outgoing Archie "Arch" Danielson. Currently, Harvey writes his regular column, "The Outside Scoop," as well as his blog, "Harveywood!"
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Fri, Sep 16, 12:17 pmwoke up at 4:30 this morning and couldn't get back to sleep. I was just too excited about Britney's Baby. In case you live under a rock in the middle of the woods, it's official. The reigning queen of pop has given birth to a little prince! Her new bundle of joy was delivered via cesarean section, which means that her stomach, once flawless due to dance and diet, will now be stretched by the baby and scarred by the knife. It's nothing she can't overcome with spunk and song, though. No word on the name yet, so I'll put my two cents in. I wouldn't be too disappointed if you named it Jackie!
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