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American Voices

Tuesday, September 20, 2005

Hockey Returns

After a yearlong players' strike, professional hockey returned to the ice last weekend as the NHL presented the first exhibition games of the 2005-2006 season. What do you think?

Black Man

Walter Krauss,
Public Advocate
"Well, it's a little too late now, isn't it, seeing as Canada committed suicide last month?"

Old Woman

Cindy Charron,
Massage Therapist
"Hockey was canceled? I hadn't even noticed, as I'm watching the seasons one by one from the beginning as they're released on DVD."

Old Man

Walter DiCastro,
Landscape Architect
"I'm glad the owners and players were able to stop this pointless and bloody deadlock and put it back on the ice where it belongs."

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