Jackie Harvey
Jackie Harvey graduated from Viterbo University with a degree in English literature in 1990. After honing his writing and copy-editing skills at The Sunshine Shopper, he became The Onion's entertainment columnist in 1994, replacing the outgoing Archie "Arch" Danielson. Currently, Harvey writes his regular column, "The Outside Scoop," as well as his blog, "Harveywood!"
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Tue, Sep 20, 5:00 pmI was watching The Emmys with tears in my eyes last night, and that’s never happened before. First they were tears of disappointment, as I was totally hoping for a Desperate Housewifes sweep. But then, as time went on, I came around. At first, I was a little mad when Doris Roberts won the Outstanding Supporting Comedic Ensemble Actress award, because I wanted that hilarious thing from Will and Grace to win. But when Brad Garrett, who resembles nothing less frightening than a freakish Frankensteinian terror, won for Outstanding Supporting Comedic Ensemble Actor, I started getting a little misty eyed. I realized how much I already missed them on my TV. Then when they won for Outstanding Comedy Series, I was bawling like a baby. I stood up and applauded them for nine years of visiting me in my house, every week. Congratulations for nothing less than what you deserved, and it was a pleasure to see you out like this.
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