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American Voices

Thursday, September 22, 2005

Rising Luxury-Goods Sales

Sales of luxury goods are booming despite a period of near-stagnation in the American economy. What do you think?

Black Man

Kalil Ngyue,
Custodian
"Hooray! This means I won't lose my shitty job mopping out toilets at the custom Learjet factory!"

Old Man

Arnold Featherston,
Art Restorer
"Dammit, I really thought the Italian sports car bubble was finally going to burst this year."

Old Woman

Barbara Montenegro,
Housewife
"Millionaires are spending more on pampering themselves? Thank God that, even in the midst of all these crises in Iraq and the Gulf Coast, there's still some good news to read about."

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