mobile edition

At the AV Club: AVQ&A

American Voices

Friday, September 23, 2005

American Teens, French Sex

According to several recent studies, as many as two-thirds of American teens claim to have regular oral sex. What do you think?

Young Woman

Louise Welker,
Systems Analyst
"Well, you know what they say… Oral sex is the gateway to wanting oral sex for the rest of your life."

Young Man

Mike Kampmann,
Roofer
"What's the angle here? Alarmist or sexy? Because I could go either way."

Asian Man

Bernard Adamson,
Biologist
"One study quoted several kids as saying they don't even consider oral sex to be 'sex,' but merely a fun thing to do while hanging out with your friends. How come it just sounds creepy when I say it?"

Recent American Voices »
More American Voices »

Meet Other Onion Readers

more personals »