Monday, September 26, 2005
Face Transplants
The Cleveland Clinic has begun interviewing candidates for the world's first face transplant. What do you think?
Guy Clemmons,
Systems Analyst
"Is this strictly for disfigurement victims, or can I turn my trophy wife into a hot Asian chick if I feel like it?"
Kim Kovacs,
Veterinary Assistant
"Finally, I will have the face of my baboon heart's desire."
Parker Knowleton,
Legal Aide
"Say goodbye to the old world, where you were limited to just one face on the boring old front of your head."
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