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American Voices

Monday, September 26, 2005

Face Transplants

The Cleveland Clinic has begun interviewing candidates for the world's first face transplant. What do you think?

Black Man

Guy Clemmons,
Systems Analyst
"Is this strictly for disfigurement victims, or can I turn my trophy wife into a hot Asian chick if I feel like it?"

Old Woman

Kim Kovacs,
Veterinary Assistant
"Finally, I will have the face of my baboon heart's desire."

Old Man

Parker Knowleton,
Legal Aide
"Say goodbye to the old world, where you were limited to just one face on the boring old front of your head."

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