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At the AV Club: AVQ&A

American Voices

Friday, September 30, 2005

Gay Clergyman

The Vatican has announced that it will prevent homosexuals from entering the priesthood. What do you think?

Black Man

John Benito,
Dentist
"But I can keep the outfit, right?"

Old Man

Chris Dellinger,
Adjudicator
"I heard they're also doing away with Barry, the patron saint of neatly groomed mustaches."

Old Woman

Casey Lincoln,
Chiropractor
"So...They're just going to promote them all to bishop?"

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