Monday, October 3, 2005
Cheney's Aneurysms
Vice President Dick Cheney is recovering after having aneurysms removed from the back of both his knees. What do you think?
Shelly Caron,
Interior Designer
"I guess that's good, but you have to admit it would be fun to watch Cheney's knees blow out during a press conference."
Arthur Kaline,
Day Trader
"That's only because Mr. Cheney has the money to afford the best health-care system in the world."
Bart Nunn,
Systems Analyst
"Look, let's quit pussyfooting around and postponing the inevitable and just put Cheney into the full Darth Vader life-support suit right now."
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