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Monday, October 3, 2005

Cheney's Aneurysms

Vice President Dick Cheney is recovering after having aneurysms removed from the back of both his knees. What do you think?

Young Woman

Shelly Caron,
Interior Designer
"I guess that's good, but you have to admit it would be fun to watch Cheney's knees blow out during a press conference."

Young Man

Arthur Kaline,
Day Trader
"That's only because Mr. Cheney has the money to afford the best health-care system in the world."

Asian Man

Bart Nunn,
Systems Analyst
"Look, let's quit pussyfooting around and postponing the inevitable and just put Cheney into the full Darth Vader life-support suit right now."

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