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American Voices

Thursday, October 6, 2005

Anna Nicole And The Supreme Court

The Supreme Court of the United States has agreed to hear Anna Nicole Smith's inheritance case. What do you think?

Old Man

Stanley Walling,
Cabinet Maker
"Putting Anna Nicole Smith in a room with eight rich, powerful, lascivious old men doesn't sound like the best idea."

Black Man

Jack Dreyer,
Stucco Mason
"I hope this doesn't send the wrong message to the new chief justice that the Supreme Court is all about fun."

Old Woman

Casey Arrington,
Caretaker
"Finally, something in the Supreme Court that affects me!"

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