Jackie Harvey
Jackie Harvey graduated from Viterbo University with a degree in English literature in 1990. After honing his writing and copy-editing skills at The Sunshine Shopper, he became The Onion's entertainment columnist in 1994, replacing the outgoing Archie "Arch" Danielson. Currently, Harvey writes his regular column, "The Outside Scoop," as well as his blog, "Harveywood!"
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Thu, Oct 6, 11:49 amBoy, I've been looking over my past several "blog" posts, and I have to say, I'm as puzzled as you are about all this baby talk. I never would have considered myself a softie for the newborn, but from the look of it, I've been pretty obsessed. Baby, baby, baby. Maybe my subconscious is telling me that my biological clock is ticking, and I should start leaving the house a little bit more. I promise, this will be my last baby post for a while, but here goes: Since I can't have a baby, I'm going to lay down a prediction, stat! The next celebrity parents? Jessica and Nick! How cute would it be if they came out for their next Christmas Special if Jessica came out in an elf suit with a big baby bump! Let's keep our fingers crossed for them!
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