The Onion

Thursday, October 20, 2005

Blacks Disapprove Of Bush

Polls conducted by NBC have Bush's approval rating with African-Americans at 2 percent with a 2 percent margin of error. What do you think?

Black Man

Ralph Gorecki,
Cabinet Maker
"Still, Republican think tanks say Bush can easily turn his approval rating around if he would just take it to the rim more often, instead of always settling for mid-range jumpers."

Old Man

Sigmund Halvermann,
Property Manager
"Finally, a guy whose popularity among blacks is even lower than mine."

Old Woman

Sylvia Munsoon,
Seamstress
"Bush is just lucky this isn't a real democracy, or else he'd be in trouble."

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