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American Voices

Tuesday, November 8, 2005

Top Al-Qaeda Escapee

It was recently announced that Omar al-Farouq, a top al-Qaeda operative, was among four prisoners to escape a U.S.-run prison in Afghanistan last July. What do you think?

Asian Man

Dan Woodruff,
Exterminator
"You can't destroy al-Qaeda, you can only contain it. Oh, we can't do that either?"

Young Woman

Maya Schultz,
Actuary
"If he came out of a stump on the other side of the fence, that's hilarious."

Young Man

Ron Chapell,
Painter
"Does this mean I should restock my duct tape?"

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