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Wednesday, November 9, 2005

White House Ethics Class

In order to restore integrity to the image-damaged White House, President Bush is ordering his staff to take an ethics refresher course. What do you think?

Old Woman

Rebecca Nilsen,
Marketer
"Cool. I hear Rove only needs one more humanities credit to get his degree anyway."

Black Man

Otis Reilly,
Systems Analyst
"I think that Bush should have stayed the course and not let outside influences force his team to become ethical at this point in the game."

Old Man

Jason Said,
Dietician
"Hold on... Are they taking ethics classes? Or sending them to ethics fantasy camp?"

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