Jackie Harvey
Jackie Harvey graduated from Viterbo University with a degree in English literature in 1990. After honing his writing and copy-editing skills at The Sunshine Shopper, he became The Onion's entertainment columnist in 1994, replacing the outgoing Archie "Arch" Danielson. Currently, Harvey writes his regular column, "The Outside Scoop," as well as his blog, "Harveywood!"
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Thu, Nov 10, 9:00 amItem! Kristie Alley, the actress formerly known as Fat Actress has been slimming down. The word is that she's lost over 100 pounds from her former weight of 290. Way to I'm really happy for her. I was happy for her when she was fat, too, because she seemed so jolly. This news has gotten me thinking that I should hit the gym a little more often. So what I want to know is what are they going to call her show now that she's thinned down so that it still reflects who she is? I have some ideas. How about "The Girl From Cheers," or "Parker Stevenson's Ex-Wife." Showtime Network, you can keep those ideas for next season.
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